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						<P align="center">I am Eliza. I am an E-Therapist, much cheaper than a real one and 
							just as effective!
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						<P align="center">I am also what you might call a schizophrenic therapist, or maybe 
							a chameleon therapist. That is I have multiple personalities that you can 
							choose from to fit your needs.</P>
						<P align="center">Please choose one of my<BR>
							personalities to proceed:</P>
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								<DIV align="left"><A href="eliza.html?Personality=Eliza">Eliza 
										the Therapist</A></DIV>
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								<DIV align="left">Eliza the Therapist (Cranky)</DIV>
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								<DIV align="left">Eliza the Therapist (Drunk)</DIV>
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								<DIV align="left"><A href="eliza.html?Personality=Microsoft+Technical+Support">Microsoft Technical
										Support</A></DIV>
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								<DIV align="left"><A href="eliza.html?personality=Bill+Clinton">On the stand with Bill
										Clinton</A></DIV>
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								<DIV align="left">Press conference with Janet Reno</DIV>
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